I AM AN ATOM TALKING TO HUMANS

I have trillions and trillions of friends.  We are family.  We are all actors.  We are intelligent.  We can act, and be acted upon.  We organize into forms to play and have fun.  When a play is over, we go backstage and have a drink and talk about our next play, our next performance, our next adventure.

When we are not in a play, we know everything, but when in a play, we only know enough to play our parts.  

Not one of us better than another.  We are all equal in intelligence, the same, and when all together we are all the intelligence in the universe–more accurately we are all the intelligence in the place we call space where all that happens, happens.  Space is our medium, keeps us connected so we don’t wander too far.  

When we play a person, place, or thing, we forget what we are, what we have always been, which energy in the form of atoms.

When a human experiences that it is a bunch of atoms playing a human form, and experiences that even the chair it is sitting on is a few of its family being a chair, and that when a fly lands on his nose, that human is fully conscious and aware that’s just a few of his friends doing their united performance as a fly to bug the shit out of other family members.  When family members in the form of a fly bugs a group of atoms in the form of a human, that human might kill that form and return it to earth, or soil, and of course, earth or soil is made of atoms.  We are everywhere. You can run, but you can’t hide.

For now, some of my friends and me, are a human named Tom.  As a human, as atoms in the form of a human, and being separated somewhat from all our other friends, Tom doesn’t know much.  Tom is a separate consciousness, an individual awareness, an actor.

You reading this might ask, “How can a bunch of atoms play a human, and one of those atoms be writing this as if the writer was just one atom?”  My answer is, it’s a realization, a coordination of energy, and once experienced, that coordinated energy allows a singular atom, even when part of an energy-form (in this case, called a human, named Tom) to express it self through Tom.  There are no words to define it more clearly.  Anyway, here I am, one atom, writing through the vehicle which I am part of, named Tom.

As previously stated, every person, place, thing is composed of atoms, and we are friends, are individually equal in intelligence, but when a few of us get together, our combined intelligence (the ability to compute information) is increased.

As atoms, obviously we are full of ourselves, meaning energy.  Energy is vibrant, moves, is ecstatic, blissful, euphoric.  Those words try to explain our nature, which is seen by humans as light, and interpreted by their minds as images, forms, people, places, things.

Atoms seek to experience more than being their individual selves.  You could call it nature, or the results of the laws of nature, how things work.

In order to have greater and great and more far out adventures, some of us became animals, and then for even more excitement, more thrills and chills, some of us became animals with self-aware minds, which brings me back to humans.

When a human awakens to what it is (a bunch of atoms) that realization makes it friendly and loving to all the forms its trillions and trillions of friends are playing.  An awake human walks around saying hi to rocks, trees, bugs, soil, air, water, sun, snakes, and to other humans who are not busy trying to kill it.  AND, all forms humans call inanimate (not alive) are actually alive, or animate.  They’re made of my friends.   I mean, what the hell do you think they’re made of, dead atoms.  There ain’t no such thing.  They wouldn’t be called atoms if they were dead.  Atoms are intelligent and alive in every form they organize into.

Eventually all humans wonder where they came from, why their here, and where they’re going, and what the hell is going on.  The answers are, they came from atoms, are here to have experiences (that we call adventures) and will eventually return home and be with all their trillions and trillions of atomic friends.  In the meantime, we are having a hoot experiencing it all through the energy-forms we assume temporarily.

An awake human sees all the forms it encounters, but it also sees its friends (atoms) playing that form.  In other words, it sees itself, or groups of its family of atoms playing forms.   Eventually all it see is atoms having fun in form.  An awake human is a bunch of atoms that no longer see themselves separate from their family of atoms, whereas an asleep human still lives in the fantasy realm created by its self-aware mind.

Asleep humans live much of their lives in their self-aware minds wondering what the hell is going on.  Self-aware minds (from an atom’s perspective) are the greatest of our inventions, which makes life nothing less than a thrilling, chilling murder mystery.  And just so you know (the human reading this) we do all things for our pleasure (even as humans try to do all things for their pleasure, joy, peace, and happiness and thrilling terrifying adventures).   

When a bunch of atoms acting as a human (and that human is awake) gets in a car, it’s with its family acting as a car.  When an asleep human gets into a car it thinks it’s just in a car.  Perspective is everything.

You can’t kill a family member, but if the form they are in gets too obnoxious, you can send the atoms home.  Every atom understands that, though humans seldom do.

ON THE WAY TO ENLIGHTENMENT

 On the way to “enlightenment,” if you will receive all things with thankfulness, you will enjoy the peace that passes all understanding, regardless of the way you
were, are, will be;
regardless of the experiences you had, are having, or will have;
whether in ego or out of ego;
whether you do or don’t have a way life must go;
do or don’t do what is in front of you;
do or don’t have  needs, wants, desires;
do or don’t chase needs, wants, desires;
do or don’t do your best for the joy of doing your best,
do or don’t have preferences, opinions, biases, prejudices;
do or don’t have a philosophy, theory, theology, belief, conclusions;
are or aren’t liberated;
think you are or aren’t your body, mind, emotions;
do or don’t experience energy shifts when things happen;
do or don’t get irritated, upset, angry;
get or don’t get depressed, anxious, stressed, afraid;
care or don’t care if you live or die;
care or don’t care what people think or say about you;
accept or don’t accept what you cannot influence or change;
stop or don’t stop trying to control others.

Wether you have or have not been, are, or will be trained, conditioned, programmed, indoctrinated, brainwashed, propagandized, and wether you think you are or are not bound, limited, finite, attached, entangled, identified, physically, mentally, emotionally to needs, wants, desires, people, places, things, if you will receive all things with thankfulness, every experience you have, you will, at a minimum walk through life in the peace that passes all understanding even when pissed off.

ENLIGHTENMENT:
1.  I was on the way to the annual Bikini & Boots outdoor wilderness festival with my “Best Wild Pizza Ever” catering truck and trailer.  I had spent my last money ($5,000 dollars) on ingredients, and was absolutely prepped to serve over 10,000 individual pizzas, when a boulder rolled down the mountain and crashed into my pickup and trailer and pushed me off a small cliff.  I awoke in an ambulance with a slight injury.  What was my first thought?  “Thank you for this experience.”

2.  I was on the way to meet my fiancee, the love of my life.  We were traveling in separate carts to the airport to catch a flight to Hawaii for the wedding.  Our families had already arrived in Hawaii.  I was quite a distance behind her and when I came around the mountains edge, I saw car from the opposite direction crossed the no passing lane and crashed into her head-on, killing her instantly.  What was my first thought?  “Fuck the universe.”  My second thought was, “Thank you for this experience, and for me feeling and saying, ‘Fuck the universe.’”

I am awed that I have been graced and blessed to receive all things with thankfulness.
  

FREE-FLOWING ENERGY AND ENERGY BLOCKS

FREE-FLOWING ENERGY AND ENERGY BLOCKS

There is only universal energy, all the energy in the universe (all the atoms are free-flowing in space, free-flowing in the universe.  There are no energy forms.

When atoms connect a form is the result.  That form is a small portion of the total energy in the universe.  That portion is now a separate energy-form, and its total energy is the number of atoms the form is made of.

A human is an energy form with a certain number of atoms, which constitute all the energy available to it.  

There are certain things that humans do that block the free-flow of energy that has been captured in order to be a human.  

When a human creates no blocks, it is, and feels, all the energy it is composed of.

What blocks energy-flow?  Thoughts.
What does not block energy-flow?  Silence.
Why do thoughts block energy-flow?  Focus.
A thought is free-flowing energy that is focused on the object of a thought.  It is as a funnel.  A funnel only allows so many atoms through at a time.  Remove the funnel (thought) and you are again all the energy your human form contains.
No thoughts, no persona, no personal you, no human form, and experience being all the energy in the universe, which is the real you.

When the temporary you (human) mind focuses on its humanness, on its body, mind, thoughts, emotions, you create temporary blocks, funnels, filters, and cannot experience being all the free-flowing energy in the universe.

If you want to experience all the free-flowing energy in the universe, STOP THINKING.

WHY IS ENERGY-FLOW SO FRIGGIN’ IMPORTANT?  IS IT FRIGGIN’ IMPORTANT?
Energy is life, so kind of important.

What turns energy negative?  Is there negative energy?

Energy is never negative.   Nothing can turn energy negative.  Human negative thinking views energy as negative.  

Positive thinking doesn’t turn energy positive, and negative thinking doesn’t turn energy negative.  Thinking focuses energy.  Thoughts, words filter energy like the leaves on a tree filter sunlight.

If you don’t want to experience energy as it is NOT, don’t be what you are NOT, which is human, and thinking.  STOP thinking and you are unfiltered energy.

NEMESIS WAS INTERVIEWED BY A ZEN MASTER NAMED ZEN

NEMESIS WAS INTERVIEWED BY A ZEN MASTER NAMED ZEN

“Tell me about yourself,” said Zen.
“You first,” said Nemesis.
“That’s not very respectful,” said Zen.
“Is that a problem for you?”  asked Nemesis.
Zen smiled, and laughed.  “Who is testing who?” asked Zen.
“I am testing you,” said Nemesis, “to see if you are a Zen master, or a phony.”
“How am I doing so far?”  asked Zen.
“I’m not sure,” said Nemesis, “are you suffering?”
Zen asked, “What is the purpose of Zen?  What should a Zen master be like?”
“Zen is the end of suffering, the absolute and complete abolishment of suffering,” said Nemesis.
“I am suffering you right now,” said Zen.
“Then you are not a Zen Master.”  Said Nemesis.
“Does that mean you don’t like me?”  asked Zen.
“Nemesis smiled and said, “Aaah, a test.  You’ll have to do better than that.”
“What do you mean?” asked Zen, chuckling.
“Did you like me when you called me disrespectful?”  asked Nemesis.
“Aaah, a test,” said Zen.
And then they both laughed until tears ran down their faces.  END

Zen Buddhism teaches how to master yourself and end all suffering.  It has nothing to do with being a master of others, or calling oneself a Zen master.
If you have mastered yourself (your avatar's ego mind) all suffering ends, and is replaced with gratitude that you are alive having experiences, which means, you receive all things with thankfulness, which means you enjoy ALL that is life.  END.

NATURE OF NATURE-Your Self-Aware Mind-PLUS ZEN-A-PHOBIA-ALL AT NO EXTRA COST

NATURE OF NATURE
Your Self-Aware Mind
ZEN-A-PHOBIA

If you’re a kid or of college age reading this, you’ll have a better grasp of life’s reality than your parents did at your age, and most certainly a more intelligent understanding than  Google or your future mother-in-law.

Nature  may have not want to kill you, but there is no doubt that nature will kill you, which is why being paranoid is only a psychiatric condition for money).   Nature is how life works, the laws of nature, all working without intent, will, remorse, or a “How yeah doing?”
Self-aware minds want to know what the hell is life all about.  They want to know why they are here, where they came from, and where they are going, which is why there are over a thousand different ice cream flavored theologies trying to explain it ( fear not, your explanation is the one and only true theology).  The questions of  why, where and where presupposes that there are answers.  And there well may be answers, but apparently nature thinks (if it thinks) it’s none of your damn business, so believe whatever flavor tickles your palate.

Zen (which can be a phobia, thus Zen-a-phobia) is an anxiety disorder defined by an irrational, illogical and unrealistic lack of anxiety resulting in living in a cave blissed out or being super involved in life while extremely happy and joyful that nature is a murderer.

Nature, Mind, Zen–choose your poison or antidote because historically nature doesn’t care if you jump and cleared the cactus or got impaled as long as you enjoyed it, or freaked out.

There is a small chance in emergency-room-hell that nature cares whether you break the laws of nature and get injured, disabled, diseased, old and wobbly or die suddenly, however, there’s no evidence that nature actually gives a damn about you, or that nature cares, but there is an overflowing morgue of evidence that it doesn’t give a shit what you do, or why you did it, thus every human gets to experience the consequences of its ignorance, and if that’s not enough to drive your self-aware mind nuts, there’s this:

Death fuels life.  Earth is a killer world.  Nature will eventually achieve its goal and kill you.  You can’t eat if you don’t kill something.  If your diet (it’s called die-it because you have to cause someone or something to die before you can eat it) includes fruits and vegetable you can get someone–if you have money–to rip and tear them out of the ground for you so you can skin, dice, slice and broil, boil or saute them alive.  If you eat dead animals bodies, you can get meat packing plant to kill them for you for money.  Human butchers will pluck the gizzards out of murdered chickens, hot dogs and Twinkies and you can buy their corpses at a grocery store.  Yes, the living kill the living and eat them, and from the rotting leftovers grows new life. Mother-earth kills her babies.  It’s Mother nature’s loving way. She will reclaim you.  You have an expiration date.  She will repossess your butt.  However, mommy will first try to kill you with her scary weapons.  Maybe your murder will be by hurricane, tornado, wildfire, flood, quicksand, earthquake, or a government hit man.  On a more boring note, she may drive you nuts so you do the hit job yourself, or she will use her ravenous tear-you-apart-and-spit-you-out animal kingdom, or she’ll bug you to death one tiny bite at a time, or she will eat you alive with her micro-organisms that love to feed at the human-body buffet until you’re bone naked.  Mommy-nature is a genocidal mass-serial-killer and genocide fanatic, and she eats her babies.  Life is a buffet and you are the main course and your children are dessert.  Life is a picnic and nature loves picnics as long as you’re the meal.  Welcome to the park.  You enter crying, leave screaming, and end up manure which is why flowers grow out of decomposing eye sockets wherever the bodies drop dead or explode.   And finally, nature doesn’t care if humans torture, murder, rob, go to war and kill millions, and commit ecocide and genocide, for in nature’s own splendid way, it does all of those.  Welcome to your warm and fuzzy mother-earth’s nature. 

The reasons humans seek an explanation for nature is just in case nature’s nature is willfully diabolical, or just in case (with no chance in hell whatsoever) nature is merely a mindless nefarious metaphysical fluke that ends when the universe commits suicide with its thoughtless indifference, which, of course, is why spiritual after-life fairy tales sell like Snicker bars, Mountain Dew, Coke and beer at every convenience store, and why Zen–with its bliss while you burn philosophy–is getting more popular in the west than edible vegan yoga mats. (116).

Now that we’ve somewhat covered nature, and touched briefly on self-aware minds and Zen, we’re moving on to what nature–life–is really like.  And since humans are a product of nature doing its helter-skelter dance while many humans are whistling Dixie (to talk or act idly, to boast without basis, or to engage in unrealistic fantasies) while mindfully ignoring reality, we’ll cover human reactions to life’s gyrations.

THE VILLAGE IDIOT IS THE SMARTEST PERSON IN ANY ROOM BECAUSE...

 

 

The village idiot is the smartest person in any room because HE DOES NOT HAVE A WAY LIFE MUST GO to be happy, whereas a crybaby is the dumbest person in any room because he has a way life must go to be happy.

The village idiot is always pleasant (inside and outside) because HE ACCEPTS WHAT HE CANNOT INFLUENCE OR CHANGE, whereas a crybaby freaks out and goes berserk when life gives him the middle finger.

The village idiot IS HAPPY JUST BEING ALIVE HAVING EXPERIENCES, whereas a crybaby is  unhappy having experiences that don’t jive with his mentally ill hive mind. 

 
The village idiot RECEIVES ALL THINGS WITH THANKFULNESS, whereas a crybaby is only thankful when he gets what his programmed mind needs, wants, and desires.

The village idiot is always joyful because HE HAS NO PREFERENCES, HAS NO PHYSICAL, MENTAL, EMOTIONAL NEEDS, WANTS, AND DESIRES THAT MUST BE MET TO ENJOY LIFE, AND IS NOT ATTACHED, ENTANGLED OR IDENTIFIED WITH PEOPLE, PLACES, AND THINGS.  HE HAS NO LIKES, DISLIKES, DOESN’T CALL THINGS GOOD, BAD, VIRTUOUS, VILE.  HE HAS NO OPINIONS, BIASES, PREJUDICES, BELIEFS, AND DRAWS NO CONCLUSIONS, whereas a crybaby is a physical, mental, and emotional mess because of his screwed-up thinking.

The village idiot enjoys all that is life because HE DOES HIS BEST WITH WHAT IS IN FRONT OF HIM FOR THE JOY OF DOING HIS BEST AND IS NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE REST, IS UNCONCERNED ABOUT OUTCOMES, AND DOES NOT CHASE AFTER THINGS, whereas a crybaby does the opposite because he’s not the village idiot.

EARTH

The Earth and the universe does not stop (therefore allows) humans to do whatever they are capable of doing, whether rape, child abuse, murder, war, genocide, WHATEVER.  The universe does not stop individuals, conspirators, families, groups, organizations, societies, religions, cultures, governments, and nations from committing atrocities and heinous acts, nor killing off species, plant life, polluting space, soil, air, and water, and even destroying the planet.

With that in mind, what might we infer about humans and the universe?

Perhaps, either the universe is mindless, or is entertained magnificently.

“Oops!  There went to shit another inhabited planet.  But damn, yeah gotta admit, that was some bizarre entertainment.”

ETERNAL DEATH OR ETERNAL LIFE

THE BONDAGE OF PLEASURE OR PAIN

Pain is bondage, and pleasure is bondage.  Both are bondage.  Most prefer the bondage of pleasure.  Existence, living, is a bondage.  Choose your poison.

You didn’t ask to be created, regardless of when it began, and it began way before you were ever human.  Since you didn’t as to be created, a force, forced you (you couldn’t complain about it because you didn’t exist, kind of like you planted a garden and one day the carrots said, “What the hell?  We didn’t ask to be created!”).  AND YET, HERE YOU ARE, BOUND.

Not only did you NOT ask to be born, but you did not ask to exist, did not ask for the journey of life whereby you went from uncreated to created, from unbound, unlimited, infinite space, to bound, limited, finite space, from non being to being, from unorganized energy to organized energy, from non intelligence to intelligence, from non-consciousness to consciousness, from life and no death to multiple lives and deaths,  from singularity of life  to multiplicity of lives and finally you did not ask but were compelled to experience the bondage of pain and the bondage of pleasure, compelled to experience the bondage of joy and sorrow, and opposition in all things.

AND THAT IS WHY FAR EASTERN PHILOSOPHY TEACHES THAT THE JOURNEY OF LIFE ON EARTH IS TO ANNIHILATE YOURSELF FROM ALL DIMENSIONS OF EXISTENCE, which is to say, they see no value in BEING and experiencing anything, thus far eastern philosophy and practices promote eternal death, whereas western theology and practices promote eternal life.

Eastern philosophy works to help “souls, spirits, whatever” to stop eternal lives, meaning, works to stop souls from reincarnating over and over and over again forever in whatever dimensions of realities.  They want to STOP the powers that be (GOD, GODS, DEMIGODS) from creating and experiencing personal pleasure from their creations, or as is written in the bible:   “I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.” and  “for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.”

MY AVATAR

So me and my avatar are sitting in my zen garden.  My avatar’s mind isn’t quite awake yet.  I am waiting for its normal morning comment.  It’s still silent, so I get up and make coffee and feed it a cigarette.  Slowly it comes out of its cobweb and stretches its body.  “Good coffee today,” said my avatar.
“Yeah, I knew you’d like it,” I said.  “Tammy bought it for our birthdays.”
“As to the coffee and smokes, what makes you think you did it?”  Asked my avatar.  “It’s me that wanted and made coffee and is smoking.  You had nothing to do with it.  And anyway, I created you in my imagination so I’d have someone to talk to.  You’re not real.  I am real.  I am the self-aware calculating part of the mind talking to the personal part of my mind, you know, the personal part with all its problems.  I call him Tom the ego maniac.”
“What makes you think I’m not the awareness, the observer, the consciousness that perceives all that you’re doing?”  I asked.
“Are we going to have that conversation again?”  Asked my avatar.  “What...you don’t think that I am not aware, don’t observe, am not conscious?  What do you think it means when it is said human minds are self-aware?  I don’t need an extra observer. I don’t need someone else in here.  I do just fine.”
“So all the eastern gurus and wester guru youtube videos are wrong about an observer, an awareness or consciousness that is separate from an avatar’s body and mind?”  I asked.
“Show me the beef.  Where is the beef, the proof?” asked my avatar.  “It’s all bullshit the talk about ‘I am not the body.  I am not the mind.’  Good grief get a life.”
“Depends on levels, or dimensions of consciousness,” I said.  “You are a physical energy form, composed of energy that you cannot or seldom sense, existing within the totality of all energy that exists in space.  You just think there’s only you.”
“Yeah, I tend to think there’s just me,” said my avatar.
“You are a bound, limited, finite energy-form you call the human body,” I said.  “I am a bound, limited, finite and more opaque energy-form you cannot see.  Some call it soul, spirit, higher-self, higher-mind.  We are both temporary forms.  All energy-in form is temporary.”
“Well what’s not temporary?”  Asked my avatar.
“Space is not temporary,  and energy out of form is not temporary,” I said.  “Space and unorganized energy is unbound, unlimited, infinite, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent.”
“So I am your physical human temporary avatar?”  Asked my avatar.
“Yes, and not,” I said.  “We are both temporary avatars for space and energy, also known as consciousness, intelligence, the observer, the awareness, the witness, the presence, the breath of life, the one, the mind of God, God, and or the I am that I am.”
“Well that sucks,” said my avatar.
“Enjoy it while yeah got it, or are it,” I said.
“I want more coffee, and a piece of cake,” said my avatar.  “Might as well enjoy all I can while I am.  And, hey, why does space and energy go to all the trouble of being every person, place and thing?”
“It’s the nature of things, or the law of nature, how nature works,” I said, “and maybe it does it for its pleasure, just like we do things for our pleasure.  After-all, we couldn’t do what it isn’t.  Which means, everything is its fault.”
“That works for me,” said my avatar, ”because I feel kind of powerless.”
“At the level of physical energy-forms, that feeling is normal.  But just like we are subject the powers that be in the physical, there are powers that opaque energy-forms are subject to also.  And just like there are billions of ways to live life on earth, there are billions of dimensional lives happening within space and energy.  It’s just how things work, how things are.”
“How does any energy-form, at whatever level, get out of this chaos of lives?”  Asked my avatar.
“Why would one want to get out?”  I asked.  Life is adventure, thrills and chills, mystery, challenge, risk, danger, excitement, and constant gaining of knowledge, understanding, and wisdom.  Who would want to escape that?”
“I don’t know,” said my avatar, “maybe life gets tiring.”
“That’s what naps are for, and sleep, and vacations, and pizza and ice cream,” I said.
“So I am just a temporary avatar energy-form, right?”  Asked my avatar.
“Yes,” I said.
“Well then, tomorrow YOU actually go make the coffee,” said my avatar.








 

LIFE IS A MYSTERY WAITING TO BE UNRAVELED

LIFE IS A MYSTERY WAITING TO BE UNRAVELED

Seeds. Stored information. Stored intel/intelligence.  Memory chips. Animal egg sperm contain information when combined result in complex biological species.

Humans bodies are self-organizing, auto functioning, self-sensing, self-aware and analytical minded, self-reproducing, walking talking biospheric memory stored information impregnated  energy-forms created or born (without their consent) into a conducive biosphere requiring minimum self-maintenance to survive.   

Human bodies and minds receive, examine, analyze, dissect, evaluate, measure, appraise, reappraise, calculate, evaluate, format, reformat, arrange, rearrange information to create and survive.

A human energy-form’s intelligence is a segregated, bound, limited, finite portion (living within and made of) the totality of all energy intelligence in existence.

There are energies, and energy-forms that human-energy-form’s senses cannot sense (non-human animals have senses that can sense energies and energy-forms that humans cannot, and there are human created instruments that do as well).

PERFECT (per effect)

 Wherever each human is in the evolution of the human race is perfect (per-effect).  

Humans who are at the state of their evolution where they realize the perfection of life (people, places, things) merely observe life, without thoughts, without comments, without actions.  They receive all things with thankfulness; they have no way life must go; they do not chase and merely do what is in front of them; they have no needs, wants, desires that must be met; they have no preferences; they have no opinions, biases, prejudices, beliefs, philosophies, theologies, theories, make no judgements and draw no conclusions; they do their best for the joy of doing their best, and they are thankful for every outcome and care not whatever comes result.

What is it that does not receive all things with thankfulness, that has a way life must go, that chases, that does not just do what is in front of it, that has needs, wants, desires that must be met, that have no preferences; have no opinions, biases, prejudices, beliefs, philosophies, theologies, theories, make no judgements and draw no conclusions; , that does not do its best just for the joy of doing its best, that is not thankful for every outcome and does care about outcomes?  The human mind.

Human minds and their thoughts are the reason life on earth is as it is and it is perfect (per-effect).

The observer knows it has a body, mind, and emotions, and knows it is not its body, mind and emotions.  The observer watches its body, mind, and emotions.  The observer always knows what its body mind and emotions are doing, are up to.  The observer is especially aware of it’s ego’s propensity for acting like it’s important and of value.  The observer knows its body, mind, and emotions are a personality, has a persona, thinks of itself as a person, a human.  The observer enjoys its body, mind, and emotions antics.

The observer appreciates the antics of humans, and realizes each human is the way they are because of their mind’s thoughts, because of where they are in their evolution.

“HEY POPS, WHAT AM I?”

“HEY POPS, WHAT AM I?”

You are infinite energy (a portion of it)  that has morphed into a finite human form to have adventures for its pleasure.

“How about some details?”

“All is energy, whether formless or in form.  Energy is ‘conscious’, intelligent (as one intelligence is more intelligent than another, and another more intelligent that it, ‘God–whatever you name it–is more intelligent than them all for it is all).  Energy knows all, sees all, hears all, smells all, tastes all, feels all, is all.  Energy is omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent.  Energy is infinite, unbound, unlimited.  
“The portion of energy that you call you is a an energy-form.  All energy forms are localized consciousnessess, localized intelligences.  Their senses are limited.  Energy forms are NOT omniscient, not omnipresent, not omnipotent.  Energy forms are finite, bound, limited.  THAT’S YOU, a localized energy-form.
“The energy-form that you call you has a self-aware mind that thinks it is human.  A dog does not think it’s a dog.  A chicken doesn’t call itself a chicken.  It is mused that most if not all animals besides humans do not have self-aware minds that question their existence.
“A human mind thinks it is someone (and it is in its mind).  That makes for exciting adventures.  Because a human mind thinks it’s someone, it wants to live.  It wants to survive.  It wants to be happy.  It has physical, mental, and emotional needs, wants, and desires.  It wants life to go its way.
“A human body, mind, and emotions have genetically inherited memory, plus, from birth a human mind is trained, programmed, indoctrinated, brainwashed, and propagandized.  Because of its programming, a human mind has opinions, biases, prejudices, beliefs, faith, theories, philosophies, theologies, and draws conclusions.
“A human mind has preferences, calls things good or bad, virtuous or vile, dark or light, and thereby creates internal chaos creating one hell of an adventure.
“The human mind is known for its fantastic egotism, conceit, vanity, pride, selfishness, conceit, irritation, upset, anger, and violence.  It is also known for its selflessness, generosity, compassion,  and love.  All these make for adventures, make for one hell of a game.
“A asleep human mind has yet to learn that life as a human, is a game.  Most human minds are asleep to their reality and are very serious about their lives.  Being serious never was happiness.  Ignorance never was happiness either.
“Life is pain and pleasure.  Suffering is optional.  Until a mind awakens to its nature its suffering is assured.”
If you do not want to suffer life and instead enjoy all that is life, here is the way: TRAIN YOUR MIND, REPROGRAM IT TO,

1.  Receive all things with thankfulness.
2.  Have no way life must go.
3.  Don’t chase.  Do what is in front of you.  Trust maxi-mind, not your mini-mind.
4.  Do your best for the joy of doing your best and do not care what the outcome is.
5.  Have not physical, mental, emotional needs, wants, desires that MUST be met.
6.  Enjoy your pain and pleasure equally.
7.  Remember you are life itself. You are not your body, mind, emotions & energy form.

“Hey pops, how about even more details?”

 I am not into servicing anyone’s bullshit needs, wants, desires of body, mind (ego) and emotions.

I am about helping people realize that their unhappiness comes from their body’s, their mind’s, and their emotion’s  needs, wants, and desires that are not met or not satisfied, or when things didn’t go their way.  

I tell people if they want to be happy all the time, to have no way life must go; to receive all things with thankfulness; to do their best for the joy of doing their best and not give a bouncing dead cat about outcomes.  I tell them not to chase after what they think they need, want, desire but rather to do what is in front of them.  Why?  Because life’s maxi-mind is smarter than their mini-minds.

I spent my first fifty years becoming someone, and have now spent my recent twenty-six years undoing it and becoming no one.  The more I think I am the less I AM THAT I AM–which is everything.    You have to be someone before you can be no one.  It’s part of the game.  You get to be a dumb ass before you get to be less of a dumb ass.  You start of as nothing, get born know nothing, start learning, get to be a dumb ass, get dumber, do dumber things, and finally get to be a smart ass which is being a dumb ass, and finally you lose your ass and die.  Somewhere in between maybe your time was to become a nobody.

THE BOOK OF NEMESIS

THE BOOK OF NEMESIS

CHAPTER ONE

When I was young my mom said stop running on the ice.   
“Why?”  I asked.  
“You’ll get hurt,” she said.  
“OK. I will stop,” I said.    
Then I heard inside my head, “It’s OK to run, you won’t get hurt.”
“Who said that?”  I yelled. “Who is telling me to disobey my mom?”  
“It’s me, your mind.”  
“Who are you?”  
“I’m you.”  
“No your not, I am me, and I am going to obey my mom.”  
“Then I will bug you.”  
“Who are you?  What are you?  Go away!”
“The question is, who are you?”
“I am me, that’s who,” I said.
“If I am not you, who am I?  What am I?”
“I don’t know, but you’re not me.”
“You really don’t know who or what you are, or what I am, do you?”
“I am me, and I don’t know who you are?”
“What does ‘me’ mean?” asked Who.
“Me, my body.  Me, Tom.  The real question isn’t about what I am.  The real question is, what or who are you?  Who is talking to me in my head?  Who is telling me to not obey my mom?  Do you know who you are?  If so, tell me.”

THE QUESTION ISN’T, WHO AM I.  The question is, who is bugging me?  Who keeps thinking when I want to sleep.  Who torments me with unsolvable problems?  

I say, “I want this, I need this; I desire this; I am hungry; I am tired.”  All that is me thinking those thoughts.  Then I hear a thought coming out of nowhere and it says, “You’re a loser.  You’ll never get what you need, want, desire.”  
What’s with those thoughts?  I come right back and say, “Yes I will get what I need, want, and desire.”  And then I ask, “Who the hell are YOU?”  But all I hear is silence.
I have now trained myself to not need, want, and desire.  I have trained myself to receive all things with thankfulness, and to not chase, but just do what is in front of me the best I can for the joy of doing the best I can, and I receive all outcomes with thankfulness because I have no way life must go, but then these crazy thoughts yell at me for being that way.  Who is yelling at me?
“Hi.  My name is Who, how do you do?”
“I do fine.  I am OK because I ignore your negative bullshit,” I said.
“Yeah, but you do some of the things I like,” said Who.
“Again, who are you?”
“I told you, I’m Who.”
“That doesn’t tell me much.  Why do you try to bug me?  Why do you spout so much negativity?  What’s all that about?  You know I’m listening to you less and less.  When I hear you I just relax, release, let go.  Now when I hear you, I am entertained by your personal problems.  How come you have so many?  You’re always concerned, worried, afraid, and so needy.  It’s hilarious, really, it is very entertaining.  And again, who are you?”
“OK, humans call me ego, but I am way more than that.  I am the sum of all your genetic inheritance clear down from the dawn of humankind.  You can say I am your inherited genetic memory. I am ancient.  I am not just in your mind.  I am in every cell of your body.  I am your body, mind and emotions.  Some call me the natural man.”
“Well, thank you, I said.  Nice to meet you.  Now I know who you are.  You’re a history of creation.”
“Yes.  And you still don’t know who you are,” said Who.  
“Would you mind if I call you Nem.  It’s short for Natural Earth Man.  Will that be OK?”  I asked.
“Whatever, go for it,” said Nem.
“You know that Nem, backwards spells men, right?”  I said.
“Yes.  Nem works, but Nemesis works better,” said Nem, “and now that you know who I am, would you like to know what you are?”
“Yes, definitely,” I said, but I don’t want beliefs.  I want experiential truths, experience the truth, and no tall tales, no dogma, no theologies, philosophies, and no theories.  If I can’t experience it, I still won’t know.  Will that work for you?”
“Yes.  Let’s begin, said Nemesis.”

CHAPTER TWO

 WHAT’S LEFT IF MIND HAS NO MEMORY?

You would have nothing to think about because nothing got stored.  This is proof that it is your mind that worries frets and fears, gets irritated, upset, angry. If you had no memory you would do whatever is needful that pop up in front of you, and that’s all.  

WHAT ARE YOU?
You are the portion of the mind that is self-aware and observes that a thought popped into or from its mind.   In speaking and writing about that portion of the mind that is self-aware and observes the rest of the mind, the words “I, you, me,” are used.  They’re just words. The mind speaks like it is a person, like it has a persona, like it is someone.  It’s a human thing, the human condition.  It’s fiction, make believe, fantasy, an illusion.
An absolutist says, “I only exist as a figment of my imagination.”  Others might say, “It’s my higher mind, my higher-self, the one, the source or God itself.”  They might claim that the real me is the observer, observing the mind’s thoughts, the body’s emotions, and observing the body doing things.
Which is more likely: (1) The self-aware mind is aware and observes its thoughts. You are your mind. (2) That which is aware and observes the mind is my higher mind, the one, the source, God itself.  
Number two requires belief.  
Number one is experiential.
PROOF OF NUMBER (1)  You are thinking about a project.  You work it out in your mind.  You think about options, visualize them, imagine them.  You draw a blue print.  You change it so it works.  You buy material and build.  Your mind notices it isn’t quite right, so you make adjustments until it is right.

When your mind is silent (is not focused) it is available to a variety of experiences in the thought matrix in which it lives.   When it’s focused, it is not available.  It is engaged.

It’s neat to say, “I am not my body, mind and emotions,” but is it true?
What if you are your body, mind, and emotions?

You could ask, “What gathered a body with a mind, and emotions?”  Before it was gathered from the food your mom ate, it was egg and seed–a blueprint.  Who or what made the eggs and seeds?  Who or what made the apples and trees, and of what are they made?  Atoms, energy, thought energy, God, whatever.

I made a broom.  I saw it in my mind.  I gathered twigs and a big stick and some bark.  I placed the stick in the middle of the twigs and wrapped bark around it and I had a broom.  I made a broom by gather the material and putting them together.  What am I?  I am the broom god.  I used the broom, wore it out, had a funeral and threw it away.  No more broom.

Some say the mind is very powerful, and that the imagination is powerful, and that emotions are very powerful, and that belief and faith are very powerful, and that all five together can make things from atoms, or energy, which means energy responds to human minds.

There might be some doubt, but it appears to me that whatever created us did it for its fun, amusement, entertainment, pleasure, and it set up a system of laws for its creations.  Though the law doesn’t care about us, the creator cares about its creations, maybe even loves them.  The very cause and effect action and reaction of laws, and opposites, demonstrate necessity, or creation would have been impossible, BUT, it also demonstrates that the creator loves its creations.  If not so, why are there donuts, cookies, cakes, eclairs, and peaches?  And the creator must want more of us because there is sex, and he made it enjoyable so we wouldn’t go live alone in a cave and drink beer.

This whole thing begs the question, “Do we survive death or not, and what’s our state if we do?”

It’s obvious we are all energy-forms, thus everything we sense is energy in form or no form.  It is also obvious that everything is made of one energy source, one source of building blocks.  When we die all the building blocks that made us up return to the pile of building blocks to be reused.  Maybe after our building block form dies, there’s an energy building block that looks like us but is more subtle and can’t be seen by human senses.  OK, so that spirit, or soul, or ghost or specter or spook or Casper the friendly ghost lives on forever or for awhile and has spook experiences.  Maybe there are spooky building blocks that look like humans.  If so, it’s so.

The real question is, “How do I enjoy my building-block-form while it’s a form?

Nature is spontaneous, self-generating, cause and effect, action and reaction.   The spontaneity of nature has no thoughts, will, intent, or purpose, YET from that unthinking nature comes thinking, will, intent, and purpose, just like a non-thinking newborn evolves, and develops the ability to think, to will, to have intent and purpose.  Nature is uncaring.  The results of nature (self-aware minds) do care.
The natural process of nature is that it spontaneously–without thought–produces energy-forms that automatically, through many evolutions, result in conscious aware, intelligent energy-forms with will, intent, and purpose that then organize information (energy) into other energy forms. In the natural process of how space and energy work (the nature of creation) there are cycles of alpha and omega, beginnings and endings.  In all new beginnings, at a certain point, human energy-forms get designed, evolve and merge.  They, like all life-forms, were created by more advanced life-forms, which life-forms evolved as space and energy naturally progressed.  SPACE AND ENERGY ARE THE FOUNDATION OF CREATIVE CYCLES, and they develop–through cause and effect, action and reaction–consciousness, and intelligence and therefrom become intelligent enough to create using space and energy for their own purposes, will, intent and reasons.
Human-forms are temporary.  Human self-aware minds are temporary.  All energy-forms are temporary.
SPACE AND ENERGY are infinite, unbound, limitless, uncreated, have always existed.  ENERGY FORMS are finite, bound, limited, created, will cease to exist.  So when my body and mind dies, is that it?  When human shaped avatars die, what happens to the life-force, or the energy that was in form, that was captured as air in a human balloon?  Does it just go back and immediately gets reimmersed in the flow of energy from which it was isolated from by the balloon shaped human?  When an energy-avatar dies, it is dead, HOWEVER, the energy that was the form gets released and slowly returns to the whole of energy, or intelligence that is life itself.  Eventually, even dirt (which is an energy form) disassembles and returns to energy unseen by humans.  Velb
Does personality, knowledge, memories had by an energy form survive in another dimension or state after it dies?  Yes, for a time.  It’s a process, a system, a sequence of happenings.  The awareness that was a self-aware energy-form continues its journey, from alpha to omega of the entire cycle.  The total awareness increases through its creations, has joy in its creations, creates for its pleasure. During a space, energy cycle (during an alpha and omega cycle) there are innumerable un-countable energy-intelligent-forms having experiences that generate knowledge, understanding, wisdom and memories for the one shared awareness that is the intelligence that is life.  Self-aware life-forms create for their happiness, joy, and pleasure.
Once an energy form evolves self-awareness, it’s well on its way in its journey of life within the one intelligence that is life itself.  There is no individual awareness that dies or is disassembled, however, it’s focus shifts, it’s awareness shifts throughout its evolution within the one awareness that is life itself (some exceptions noted).  An individual consciousness and self-aware mind’s focus creates physical, mental, emotional needs, wants, desires that create bounds, limitations, finiteness, identity, attachments and entanglements.  Shift your focus, expand it to include all creation, both the seen and unseen, and you will be back in the heart of the one life that is all life.  One way to do that is to have no thoughts.  You will experience that you are not your body, mind, emotions.  Then you will experience you are every body, mind, and emotions, every energy form, and all energy, intelligence, awareness, which is life itself enjoying itself and all its creations.  Once you’ve done that, while still in the flesh, you will yet have to haul wood and carry water, but your peace, joy and happiness in just being alive having experiences will be unlike anything you have ever experienced.  You will be and do what is needed with love and empathy for all things, and especially for all things that  have not yet experienced ONENESS. Your appreciation of the wonder that is nature, that is life in all its forms, knows no bounds.  The peace that passes all understanding is now yours.

A part is incapable of understanding the whole, but can experience being part of the whole.  Once you experience being part of the whole you experience as much as you are able, the joy, peace, and happiness of the whole.  Knowing you are a portion of life itself, and only in a body temporarily, only in a them park temporarily, and knowing your self-aware mind serves a survival purpose, BUT has personal problems with life because it thinks itself SOMEONE and wants to be right, wants to be in control, wants what it has been programmed to need, want, desire, and wants to be thought well of, and is vain, prideful, self-centered, selfish, greedy,  jealous and sometime a complete ass, CAUSES you (a portion of all that is life) to ignore its personal ambitions, motives, intents, and purposes, causes you to be aware of its “My will be done!  Fuck you very much” attitude and disposition, and motivates you to retrain your mind to accept its reality. Your purpose as a piece of life in a human avatar is to train your avatar so it too can experience the same joy, peace, and happiness you enjoy, even as the whole-of-life’s purpose is to train you (a piece of the whole-of-life) so that you can enjoy the same bliss life itself enjoys.

FINALE

From alpha and omega, beginning to end, start to finish,
from baby intelligence, or baby consciousness
to full consciousness is the journey.

Creation’s grandeur magnificence energy-emotion
vibrating engulfed physically cannot function.  
Cannot look at focus on a flower or creation’s
manifestations too long or are emotionally overcome
by creation’s wonders.
When in divine illumination or divine consciousness,
is impossible to function, hard to stay in the world,
aware permission to leave, depart from physicality,
not human body anyway.

FOR THE JOY OF IT,
ONE ENERGY, ONE INTELLIGENCE, ONE CONSCIOUSNESS,
ONE AWARENESS, ONE SOURCE, ONE BREATH OF LIFE,
PORTIONED OUT
(MULTIPLICITIES VEILED AS AIR WITHIN A BALLOON)
EXPERIENCING TIME AND SPACE AND SEPARATENESS
HAVING LIMITED BOUND FINITE  EXPERIENCES
ON A JOURNEY BACK TO INFINITE, UNBOUND, UNLIMITED ONENESS.
 

THE ONE BECAME AVATARS MANY FOR THE JOY OF IT, FOR ITS JOY OF EXPERIENCING VARIETY PERSPECTIVES, LIMITATION, BONDAGE, LIFE AND DEATH FOR ITS PLEASURE.  IT LOVES ITS CREATIONS, UNDERSTANDS ITS CREATIONS BECAUSE IT IS ITS CREATIONS AT ALL LEVELS IN ALL DIMENSIONS. THE INFINITE ONE BECAME MANY FINITE ONES. THE UNBOUND ONE BECAME MANY BOUND ONES.THE UNLIMITED ONE BECAME MANY LIMITED ONES. THE IMMORTAL ONE BECAME MANY MORTAL ONES. THE ONE CREATOR BECAME MANY CREATORS. THE CREATIVE CREATOR IS HAVING A GOOD TIME. WHEN A SEPARATE CONSCIOUSNESS (OR ONE INTELLIGENCE) REALIZES IT IS BUT A TEMPORARY PARTIAL MANIFESTATION OF THE ONE CONSCIOUSNESS (OR ONE INTELLIGENCE) ITS JOURNEY CAN END.  WHEN IT EXPERIENCES ONENESS IT CAN RETURN TO ONENESS.  THAT PLAY, THAT ADVENTURE FOR WHAT WAS “IT” OR A SEPARATE “I” IS OVER.  WELCOME HOME. IS OVER.  You exist because of a self-aware mind, ego, thoughts. Without a self-aware mind, without an ego, without a thought, you don’t exist. Without thoughts of need, want, desire, you don’t exist. Without preferences, without likes, dislikes, opinions, biases, prejudices, beliefs, philosophies, theories, theologies and conclusions, you don’t exist.  Without physical, mental, emotional attachments, entanglements, identities to peoples place things you don’t exist.  Without being bound limited finite, you don’t exist. 

That which you THINK is you exists because you THINK so.  Stop thinking so and you don’t exist.  The ONE exists as you.  ENJOY the ego-self-aware mind’s ways.  Thank it for its dramas, perspectives, the adventures it provides.  ENJOY your body; enjoy your emotions. WHEN YOU awaken and realize they are NOT YOU, but rather, YOU - are - THE ONE, playing a you, the play takes on a new dimension, more fabulous experiences even while carrying wood and hauling water before your departing date from theme park earth.

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 1.  “The truth is easily debunked by how I feel. Quit trying to confuse me with your high brow logical logic, rational reasoning, sensible sense and factual facts.  If I identify as the earth and I tell you to get off, you better take a hike (just not on me).  Just because I do not look like a male, or a female, or a pretzel, or a dog, or a cat doesn’t mean I’m not a giraffe.  You’re not allowed to hurt my feelings because I am special, but I can hurt your feelings because you are not.

2.  “Your insanity is not my problem, and I’m no longer going to be quietly quiet and  silently silent because I have the power of The Crybaby.  That’s right, Crybaby power.  Hear me roar.

3.  “People think life is about them, about their happiness.  They couldn’t be more wrong.  Life is not about them.  Life is about ME.  Life is about MY happiness. All those other people are nuts.  

4.  “If life screws with my life, I’ll screw it right back. How dare life be different than I  think it should be. How dare life not go my way.  I have the perfect right,(even an obligation)  to complain when life stupidly creates people who do not think like me, people who do not look, act, and do things MY way.  What was life thinking?

5.  “IT’S MY WAY OR YOU WILL PAY.”   That’s my motto.  My body, mind, and emotions have needs, wants, and desires. It’s my job to fulfill them.   It is unrealistic, irrational, illogical, nonsensical and unreasonable for me to roll over and accept life being different than the way I think it should be. Just because life has been getting away with doing things its way–for like forever–gives it no right to continue doing that now that I am here.  It’s time to let life know who I am, to show life what I can do.  It’s time to RELEASE: THE CRYBABY.

6.  “It’s time to show the world  just how big of a pain in the ass I can be when life doesn’t go my way.  I will never let people who disagree with me, be at peace, happy and joyful.  I’ll make them pay.  I’ll make them regret that they were ever born.  I will make them repent that they ever befriended, dated, or married me.  This is my life.  I’ll give ‘em hell.  I’ll make their lives miserable. I WILL UNLEASH THE CRYBABY!

7.  “When my mind is not happy, I make sure no one is happy.  When my mind is unpleasant, I make sure everyone is unpleasant.  I will never be at peace  when life doesn’t go my way.  I will never let my mind accept reality. If I accept reality, I would be nuts. Well I am not nuts.  But I will drive reality nuts. I will use my CRYBABY weapons of mass misery.  I will give people the silent treatment, pout, sulk, bitch and moan.  I will get irritated, upset and angry.  I will show them just how unpleasant I can make their lives.  And if they try to share logic and reason that doesn’t jive with my jive, there will be hell to pay.  I will use the weapon I used when I was a two-year old.  I will throw tantrums, roll on the floor, gyrate my body, thrash and flail my legs and arms, pummel myself, yell, scream, swear like a sailor, and then get up and  throw things.  If I must I’ll use my ultimate weapon: I’ll look them in the eyes and yell, “You don’t love me!” and then walk away all huffy and puffy like, and later, when they are lucky enough to see me again, I’ll use my body language, slouch, frown, look dejected, unconsolable, and then smack ‘em with dirty looks.  Never undervalue the destructively rejuvenating  power of THE CRYBABY.

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When something happens that you don’t like, the only rational response is to cry about it.  Thankfully there are many ways to do that. If life is screwing you, screw it right back. How dare life be different than you think it should be.  You have the perfect right to complain when someone isn’t like you, doesn’t think like you, doesn’t look like you, doesn’t do things your way. So many people think life is about them, about their happiness.  They couldn’t be more wrong.  Life is about you, YOUR happiness. Those other people are nuts.  

“IT’S YOUR WAY OR THERE’S HELL TO PAY.”   That’s your motto.  Your body, mind, and emotions have needs, wants, and desires. It’s your job to fulfill them.   It is unrealistic, irrational, illogical, nonsensical and unreasonable for you to roll over and accept life being different than the way you think it should be. Just because life has been getting away with doing things its way for like forever, gives it no right to continue doing that now that you’re here.  It’s time to let life know who you are, to show it what you can do.  It’s time to RELEASE: THE CRYBABY.

It’s time to show the world just how big of a pain in the ass you can be when life doesn’t go your way.  Do not let people who disagree with you, be at peace, happy and joyful.  Make them pay.  Make them regret that you were ever born.  Make them repent that they ever befriended, dated, or married you.  This is your life.  Give ‘em hell.  Make their lives miserable. UNLEASH THE CRYBABY!

When your mind is not happy, make sure no one is happy.  When your mind is unpleasant, make sure everyone is unpleasant.  Never be at peace  when life doesn’t go your way.  Never let your mind accept reality. If you accept reality, you’re nuts. Don’t be nuts. Drive reality nuts. Drive others nuts.  Use your weapons: give them the silent treatment, pout, sulk, bitch and moan.  Get irritated, upset and angry.  Show them just how unpleasant you can make their lives.  And if they try to share logic and reason that doesn’t jive with your way–which is THE way, the right way–make sure there’s hell to pay.  Use the weapon you used when you were a two-year old, throw a tantrum, roll on the floor, gyrate your body, thrash around, flail your legs and arms, pummel yourself, yell, scream, swear like a sailor, and then get up and  throw things.  To add insult to injury use your ultimate weapon: Look them in the eyes and yell, “You don’t love me!” and then walk away all huffy and puffy like, and later, when they are lucky enough to see you again, use your body language, slouch, frown, look dejected, unconsolable, and then smack ‘em with dirty looks.  Never undervalue the destructively rejuvenating  power of THE CRYBABY.



The plague of crybabies has reached pandemic levels just in time for the “karens” and the “woke.”  We wouldn’t be enjoying them if it wasn’t “THE TIME OF CRYBABIES” (soon to be a movie called DELUSIONAL CULTURES THAT DESTROYED THEMSELVES).  I’m very grateful to live the movie instead of watching it.  Movies aren’t nearly as entertaining as the real thing.   

If you want to experience a crybaby unleashed, take away its phone or other computer or gaming device, or just be there when a “Karen” or “Woke” person decides to bless you with free entertainment.

1.  “Logic and reason are easily debunked by feelings,” said no sane person ever.

2.  Did you know there is a Crybaby Anonymous?  It’s called, CA, or Kaka for short. There are seven billion nonmembers doing their best to not be anonymous.  There are no meetings, but anti-social media meets every few seconds.  You can freely yell, “LIFE IS NOT FAIR!” and no one will care.  The main topic at Crybaby Anonymous is, Things That Suck.  Sub-sucking topics include certain people, some places, some spouses, all ex-spouse (every damn one of them) roommates, ex roommates, cheap dates, stupid jobs, horrible schools, totally nuts teachers, shit masquerading as food, lack of gimme gimme government, weather that leaks on your parade, mother-in-laws that know your not good enough for their “perfect” child, and teenagers with an IQ over 136.   Other suck-subjects include accidents you planned for someone else that backfired, sicknesses and disease caused by eating shit disguised as food,  disability from thinking you’re smarter than a ladder, and, why your parents didn’t buy bullet proof condemns.  And finally, wrinkly, sagging boob and butts that look like your face, Alien hair growth, Falsifying your face with teeth, rickety and feeble Chinese replacement body parts,  and re-toilet-not training for seniors, and, why are funerals so popular? These will be cried about.  Trophies will go to the complainer and whiner with the saddest story, reddest eyes or whoever brought the most Kleenex.  All meetings are video tapped for your pleasure in case of  Alzheimer, dementia, or reincarnation.

2. Who invented Crybabies? Parents and society programmed their dropplings to sound like bummed-out snowflakes melting over an open fire.  From birth, parents reacted to their little shit-makers midnight, shrieking by asking, “Remind me why we had this kid?”  and then, thereafter,  they continued to program their little puke-spewers to be forever after crybabies by catering to their every discomfort, and then, under penalty of law, they were forced to endure them and suffer them until their glorious release from parental prison when their kids finally turned forty-five and had to evict them from their bedrooms (which their parents immediately turned into indoor swimming pools filled with sharks and no warning signs).


3.  The Details:  What follows is scientifically backed, ‘pee’ reviewed, and absolutely confirmed conjecture about why you might be a crybaby: When you were a baby you screamed when you got physically  uncomfortable and  someone cared  for you  so you’d  be  comfortable and shut-up.  As a  child you cried when you got emotionally uncomfortable and someone indulged you so you’d be satisfied and shut-up.  As a youth you belly-ached when you got mentally uncomfortable and someone counseled you so you’d feel gratified and shut-up.  As a teenager you complained when you got spiritually uncomfortable and someone guided you so you’d feel at peace and shut-up. And now as an adult you cry, scream, belly-ache and complain when life doesn’t cater to your every nonsensical, ludicrous and silly need, want and desire and everyone wishes you’d shut-up.