column for facebook: out of your mind

Congratulations.  You now realize earth is a theme park like Disney Land.  You entered when young and will go home when old or whenever your ticket gets punched. If you’re a kid, you’ll enjoy it, but might throw a tantrum when told it’s time to go home (kids can be so contrary–and so entertaining...until teenagers when they know everything and are hilarious).

The theme park is a wild place, and anything can happen at anytime, which is why it’s also called, Adventure World, Death World, and Psycho Ward World (“Oh look, a squirrel”).

No one knows for sure who built the theme park, but people play guessy games trying to figure it out.  Playing guessy games is a major part of the adventure in the theme park, which is why there are so many guessy theologies and “My religion is the only true one and the other two thousand cause gas.”  

Since you now realize you’re in a theme park for a brief time, you’ll automatically no longer be so serious and will enjoy it all unless of course you still believe the bullshit your mind was fed from the moment you were ejected from your prenatal escape pod (you have to be out of your mind to enjoy all that is life).