THE TERMINATOR

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

When the “I am that I am” (call it God if you must) shows up as this or that (perhaps in the form of the Terminator) and you get irritated, upset, or angry, He’ll be back.

When you see God in everything (in every person, place, and thing) then, when a guy comes to steal your car, you laugh, because you know, it is God in the form of that guy, coming to steal your car.

If God can upset you by cutting you off in traffic, suing you, and eating the last cookie, he will keep doing it until nothing upsets you.

Until you receive all things with thankfulness, God will give you more things to complain about.

When you receive all things with thankfulness, God will give you more things to be thankful about.

God will keep teasing you in the form of lost keys, until losing your keys no longer upsets you.

You will have experiences that upset you until they no longer upset you.

You will only fully enjoy the peace that passes all understanding, when you see the divine in everything, and then you will laugh your ass off having been the butt of the cosmic joke.

If God shows up as an invading army, serve him cookies.

Resist not evil; turn the other cheek.  Why?  Because, until you do, you do not yet see the divine, and do not see the divine purpose in everything.  And what is that purpose?  I am all, and all is I am, and I do all things for my pleasure.  

I am here to enjoy myself, as you, and as the cat and the mouse and the dog too.