THE WAY (updated)

If you know all the secrets of the universe, know every detail about life’s beginning, have solved all scientific mysterious, discarded all illusions, but still find you don’t enjoy all that is life, don’t enjoy your sorrow, don’t feel pleasure when in pain, don’t feel good being evil, don’t feel successful when you’ve failed,  don’t feel like you won when you lost, and finally, don’t feel light when dark,  come to my place and I’ll give you, The Way, I’ll give you what you truly need, a lifetime supply of Kleenex.

If you choose not to enjoy being annoyed, irritated, upset, concerned, worried, anxious, stressed, afraid, and totally freaked out when life doesn’t go your way, congratulations, you’ve just realized you’re still human.

When you stop bitching and instead enjoy how nature works, and totally enjoy whatever is happening in the moment, only then will you realize that you have earned the right to call yourself The Village Idiot, who never worries a day in his life, and enjoys whatever life throws at him.

Nature was doing life perfectly until humans arrived.  But even then, life was doing life perfectly since nature did humans.  It’s like a guy who is perfectly happy being single, and decides he’s bored with being happy, so he gets married.

THE WAY
The Way is, have no way.
The Way is, enjoy the way life does life.  
The Way is, have no way life must go.

“What’s wrong George?”
“My life is not turning out the way I thought it would.”
“Well, maybe you should not of been thinking that way.”
“What way should I have been thinking?”
“You should have been thinking The Way?”
“What is The Way?”
“The Way is: HAVE NO WAY.”
“If I didn’t have a way I wouldn’t do anything.”
“There’s no way you wouldn’t do something.  You would naturally do what shows up in front of you.  Then you would be doing life’s way, meaning, The Way, instead of interfering with life’s way, but, since most folks interfere with life’s way, and since life built humans, you interfering with life’s way, is life’s way, or, The Way.  The way life works is the way life works, and what happens at any moment is The Way it is, or, is what it is, and you can enjoy it or cry about it.  Either one is life’s way, now that it built humans.  You bitching about life is life bitching at itself through you.  LIFE IS HAVING A HELL OF A GOOD TIME.  If you want to have a hell of a good time, have no way, or have a way, but enjoy it either way.