THE OK KID

THE POINT OF LIFE IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT IS BEING TAUGHT IN THE ESOTERIC COMMUNITY (WHICH IS, OF COURSE, PERFECT).

THE OK KID
“Johnny, how come you’re always at peace?”
“Because I’m not nuts.”
“You seem kind of bored.”
“Yeah, ever since nothing bothers me, ever since I’m OK with whatever life does, with what people do, ever since nothing is a problem, it’s been boring.”

Went to a movie.  Really enjoyed it.  It kept my interest.  Didn’t know how it would turn out.  It was full of potential, probabilities.  I was excited to see how all the problems would be solved.  Life creates problems to solve.  Life creates problems.  Thanks, life, for not being boring.  Life would not be worth living  if life wasn’t a problem to solve.  No one goes to a movie, no one watches a play, no one plays a board game, if the actors and players had no problems to solve.  I enjoy watching people to see what they do to solve the problems life throws at them.  Life is full of problems, potential, mystery, adventure, challenge, risk, all exciting, stimulating.  So worth it, so entertaining.  I put Johnny in that situation to see what he would do to survive.  Survival is a problem to solve.  AWESOME.  
LIFE IS FULL OF HIGH ENTROPY, FILLED WITH INDIVIDUAL UNITS OF CONSCIOUSNESS TRYING TO LOWER ENTROPY.  WHEN ENTROPY GETS LOWERED, TIME FOR A DIFFERENT LIFE.  LIFE, THANKFULLY, IS FULL OF PROBLEMS TO SOLVE.  IF IT WASN’T, DEATH WOULD BE EVERYONE’S PREFERENCE.

I’m hungry.  Solve it.  I’m cold, figure it out.  There’s danger.  COOL.  I RESOLVED ALL MY PROBLEMS, AND NOW I’M BORED.  Why did you go to Earth?  No problems here, had to get the hell out of here, had to feel some excitement again, or quit living.  Life is too easy here.  Got bored out of my mind.  IF LIFE WEREN’T A PROBLEM TO SOLVE IT WOULDN’T BE WORTH LIVING, SO MUCH FOR TOM CAMPELL, SADHGURU, ALAN WATTS, OHSO, AND THE BUDDHA.  ALL THOSE DUDES ARE TRYING TO RUIN THE GAME.  THOSE GUYS ARE A REAL PROBLEM THAT NEEDS SOLVING.  SO THANKS GUYS.  NOW I GOTTA FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP YOU FROM SPREADING YOUR “BE HAPPY, DON’T WORRY,” DISEASE (THANK GOD FOR PROBLEMS).  THE FACT THAT LIFE IS ONE PROBLEM AFTER ANOTHER, ALL NEEDING TO BE SOLVED, PROVES THAT GOD REALLY IS LOVE.  IF YOU CAN BE THANKFUL THAT LIFE IS A PROBLEM, IF YOU CAN RECEIVE ALL PROBLEMS WITH THANKFULNESS, YOU’RE LIVING THE BEST LIFE EVER!

A lost guy knocked on my retreat.  I asked him what is wanted.  He said, “I’m hungry.”  I asked if he had a problem with being hungry.  He said no, he was just trying to solve his problem.  I said, what if I chase you and steal your clothes, would that be a problem for you.  He said no.  And then asked, would that be a problem for you if I beat you up.  I said, “Sounds like fun, get ready to run.”

If being hungry is no longer a problem for you because you don’t care if you starve to death, you’re a problem that needs solving.  Talk about life being a paradox (words that contradict themselves).

War is not a problem.  Leaders causing war, getting millions killed, is not a problem.  Peace would be a problem.  The only way to solve the problem of peace, is war.

The paradox with life is that it is a problem to be solved, and once you solve it, it’s no longer a problem, and then you get bored and need new problems to solve, or life isn’t worth living.

I had everything I need, want and desire.  No work required.  Just have it all.  So I gave it all away, and started over.  Now I’m not bored.  I have so many problems to solve.  AWESOME.