COVER HUMAN MIND REPAIR MANUAL

 YOU CAN’T REPAIR A MIND UNTIL IT TAKES A LOOK UNDER THE HOOD.   IT MUST LEARN  SELF-EVIDENT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE, EARTH, HUMANS, AND ITSELF, AND WHY IT BECAME A CRYBABY, A YO-YO,  AND NUTS.  AFTERWARDS,

1.  You were born with an open, clear, free, unpolluted mind: no thoughts, no beliefs, no faiths, no religion, no theology, philosophy, theory, no biases, prejudices, opinions, no likes and dislikes, and no conclusions, illusions or delusions about life, but THAT didn’t last long because your parents programmed, indoctrinated, and brainwashed you hoping to create a cooperative mental clone.  As a result, if you have not inventoried and analyzed the thoughts and beliefs you entertain (if you haven’t dumped the bullshit) you are living someone else’s life, unconsciously.  Congratulations!  You are your mom and dad on steroids. Your mind is self-aware.  It knows what it is thinking.  Your parents indoctrinated your mind, told it you are human, and  Have no way life must go and joy is all you’ll ever know.

Life doesn’t care what humans think.  Life doesn’t care what humans do.  Life doesn’t give a flying hump what humans do to each other, which is obvious since life does nothing to prevent war, torture, murder, rape, kidnaping, robbery, burglaries, carjacking, lawyers, and politicians.  And life doesn’t care what humans do to the earth or what earth does to humans–hurricanes, wildfires, earthquakes, tornados, Tsunamis, heat, cold, famine, plague, disease, old age, death and potholes.  Life doesn’t exist to please humans.  Humans exist to please life.  Life likes humans for the same reason humans like adventure, drama and comedy movies. Humans are entertaining.  Humans are funny.

2.  The purpose of life is not to personally torment and torture you.  The purpose of Life is to torment and torture everyone, but not everyone boobs about it.  No one likes boobs (exceptions noted).

3. You were born with three amazing abilities, bad breath, body odor and gas. They are your weapons.  Learn to use them. They may be the only superpowers you ever have.


4.  All humans bring sunshine into a room, some by entering, some by leaving, some by bringing donuts, and some by showing up in an obituary.

5. NOTE:  There are not enough words to explain life, earth, and humans accurately, which is why they’re so expensive. (words originated from senses experiencing physicality. Then mind created words to explain physical experiences–mind even created words for wordless experiences: “I saw a thingmabob and whatchamacallit”).  And that’s why using words to explain life is so difficult.  There’s not enough of them. It would be foolish to think anyone actually understands life, which is why humans make shit up.  It’s called belief.

6.  Men don’t understand women, but women understand men.  The vast majority of men only need to hear two things from women to be happy: “Dinner is ready,” and, “Let’s play doctor”  (the order may vary).   Pleasing most men is simple because men are simply seeds with legs.

7.  Women are not simple.  Women need lots of words to be happy, which why men can’t make women happy.  Women need excitement, adventure, change, or they’ll move the furniture, dye their hair pink, and make bets with other women to see who can drive their man crazy first.  

8. Humans are born with physical, mental and emotional potential and a question mark in their parent’s eyes. New parents have no clue if their off-springs will be Republicans, Democrats, serial killers or if they will even like cheese cake.

9.  The cure for thinking that life is not worth living, is to start thinking life is worth living.