the banned book of life - THOUGHT ZINGERS ABOUT LIFE, EARTH, HUMANS 1-5 finished

 

 

 

the banned book of life - THOUGHT ZINGERS
ABOUT LIFE, EARTH, HUMANS 1-5 finished

These thoughts are an existential threat to insanity. They reflect reality as it is, not reality as conditioned, programmed, brainwashed, propagandized mind’s skew reality in order to feel comfortable with their personal, biased, judgemental, illogical, irrational, nonsensible, absurd beliefs and ridiculous wackadoodle opinions that have been rejected by village idiots in every village around the world since the dawn of liberal insanity’s escape from self-abuse hell.   Welcome to the Insane Asylum 2024.

Thoughts have been meticulously and unprecisely disarranged in jumbled random disorder to guarantee mind stimulating brain shocking experiences–just like life. Thoughts are numbered sequentially in no particular order.



1.  You were born with three amazing abilities, bad breath, body odor and gas. They are your weapons.  Learn to use them. They may be the only superpowers you ever have.

2.  The purpose of life is not to personally torment and torture you.  Life’s purpose is to torment and torture everyone, but not everyone boobs about it.  No one likes boobs (exceptions noted).

3.  Life doesn’t care what humans think.  Life doesn’t care what humans do.  Life doesn’t give a hump what humans do to each other–which is obvious since life does nothing to prevent war, torture, murder, rape, kidnapping, robbery, burglaries, carjacking, lawyers, and politicians.  And life doesn’t care what humans do to the earth or what earth does to humans–hurricanes, wildfires, earthquakes, tornadoes, Tsunamis, heat, cold, famine, plague, disease, old age, death and potholes.  Life doesn’t exist to please humans.  Humans exist to please life because were so entertaining and funny to watch, which is also why humans like cartoons.

4.  All humans bring sunshine into a room, some by entering, some by leaving, some by bringing donuts, and some by showing up in an obituary.

5. NOTE:  There are not enough words to explain life, earth, and humans accurately, which is why they’re so expensive. (words originated from senses experiencing physicality. Then mind created words to explain physical experiences–mind even created words for wordless experiences: “I saw a thingamabob and whatchamacallit”).  And that’s why using words to explain life is so difficult.  There’s not enough of them. It would be foolish to think anyone actually understands life, which is why humans make shit up.  They are called beliefs.