ARE YOU AMUSED YET?

 Little Joe is unhappy.  He has a way his life must go, and won’t let go.  His dad told him to stop crying or he would send him to earth and give something to cry about.  Joe’s mom agreed.  She told Joe that if he didn’t quit complaining she would give him what he wants.  Joe kept complaining.  Joe’s mom said, “OK, I’ll give you what you want right now, but you can’t change your mind. What you want right now will be the way your life will be, forever, no changes.”  Joe thought about it and quit bitching because he smart enough to know if he couldn’t get older he’d never get a driver’s license, couldn’t drink and smoke, and would never know what sex was all about.  

If you are not constantly at peace, you are a slave to your mind.  If you don’t enjoy all that is life, you are a slave to the comforts you enjoy (while fully knowing things in your life change).  If you are unhappy you are a slave to your programming, indoctrination, brainwashing, and the propaganda you swallowed that life has to go your way, while fully knowing life will not always go your way.  So what’s the best way to live life.  The best way to live life is to have no way life must go.  
HOW TO LET GO AND FLOW
When your mind imagines disasters that might happen, instead of worrying, enjoy the picture show and tell your mind to grow-up, quit acting like a two-year old, quit confusing its way of thinking with reality, with what’s actually happening, quit being unrealistic, illogical, nonsensical, and enjoy the picture show, and if it actually shows up enjoy it.  Life is one hell of an experience after another hell of an experience with coffee breaks in between.  Enjoy it all or stay the village idiot.

When I was seven we went to Disneyland.  I didn’t want to leave, so I threw a fit when we had to go home.  My dad said, “OK.  I’ll be right back.  I’m going to give you what you want.  He came back and said, “I have a surprise for you,” and handed me a ticket that said, “ONE YEAR PAID IN ADVANCE.  YOU HAVE TO STAY THE FULL YEAR.  YOU CAN’T LEAVE.”

Sue cried when I took away her trick or treat candy.  So I gave it all back to her and said eat all you want.  She smiled and started ripping open wrappers.  She ate and ate and ate, and then got a stomach ache and had to have her stomach pumped. Lesson learned.

Joe said, “All I want to do is play video games.”  So I locked him in his room.  When he yelled, “I’m hungry,” I said, “sorry about that, just keep playing your games.  That’s what you wanted and that’s what you got.”  When Joe died, we buried him with his games.

You are here to enjoy and be amused at this mysterious, magnificent amusement park.  You’re not here to complain and tell the owner, builder and architect how it should be.  On the bright side, everyone is amused when you complain that the park isn’t meeting your expectations, so thanks for the entertainment.  You’ve made the amusement park more amusing.

The most entertainment, and the most fun you’ll ever have in the amusement park of life is watching people who are not amused and bitch about the park.  However, the best part about the amusement park is the amusement little kids and teenagers provide, plus all the free entertainment  dumb asses who haven’t grown-up, and think bitching about the park is the path to happiness (as if the park gives a shit and will change its ways to suit crazy people’s insanity).