I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL THE SCHMUCKS THAT ENJOY ALL THAT IS LIFE

A REALIZATION:  After you’re dead, you will remember.  And then you will celebrate that you came to Earth.

The truth is, you came to be pissed-off having to experience “hell.”  The problem is (actually isn’t) when you wake up, your hell adventure is over.  Most folks, however, don’t wake up, and yet, if they live long enough, their bitching subsides, and they look back on their lives, and kind of appreciate that they bitched so much and weren’t bored to death.

The “gurus” have it all wrong.  You didn’t come here to learn how to enjoy life.  You came here to dislike life, to experience the thrills and chills and the emotions that disliking  life sparks.

I could tell you how to enjoy it all, how to enjoy all that is life, but enjoying it all isn’t why most humans are here, so what’s the point?  Thankfully, for them, they wouldn’t believe it anyway, and won’t do what it takes to enjoy it all, and that’s perfect.  

What is really hilarious is that most humans, if not all, really think they want to be happy and enjoy life, and that’s true, but before you got here, it wasn’t true.  Most humans came for the adventure, the challenge, risk, gamble, thrills and chills. They just forgot.  And of course forgetting was necessary, for without “wanting to be happy,” once here, and experiencing things that makes them unhappy, they would fail to get their thrills and chills, and horrifying experiences they came for.  

I look at all the crimes and murders, death and wars and suffering and wailing and tears, and say, “Wow, just the way life designed it to be, after-all, this is a kill-eat and survive, or  don’t kill-die planet.   It is no accident that this place is full of accidents.

“Watcha bitchin’ about?”
“Everything.”
“Cool, hell of an experience.  Just don’t wake up too soon.”
“What’s too soon?”
“Just joking, you’ll wake up when, or if your bitching time is up.”
“So all the shit going on in the world is OK?”
“No, it’s not OK, it’s perfect.”
“What’s with all the gurus trying to get people to enjoy their shit show?”
“They’re the enemy.  They are trying to destroy your adventure, trying to get you to feel all blissed out, instead of experiencing all the emotions you are capable of.  They’re the bad guys.”
“Really?”
“No!  Just lying.  They are necessary opposition.”
“What the hell does that mean?”
“It means everything that happens, all the screaming or chilling is perfect.  In other words, you thinking things are hell, are problems, is no problem.  Every person, place, and thing that did, is or will happen is perfect.  Just don’t wake up and come to realize that life is perfect too quick or you won’t get your money’s worth of pain, suffering, and screaming (which is perfect, since everything happens perfectly to piss off the off-pissable).

I just feel sorry for the poor schmucks that enjoy all that is life and are missing the awesomeness torture that life is (just kidding).  LIFE HAPPENS PERFECTLY.