"HI. MY NAME IS NATURE."

 “Hi, my name is Nature.  I created humans out of myself.  That’s why human nature is so awesomely destructive.  It took me a long time to grow a species that could destroy me, but I finally reached my goal.  See yeah all later.”

I am a human.  I am part of the human species.  I am an animal, a mammal, to be precise.  Some humans say we are on top of the food chain, but I’m not sure that’s true since something is always eating me.  However, the animal kingdom finally did hit the top of the anxiety chain which is why the rest of the animal kingdom (especially hyenas) can’t stopped laughing.

Humans tend to think quite highly of themselves because they have self-aware minds that make up shit, shit like the human species is important, important for some reason unknown as yet, which is pure bullshit considering we are an important plague to mother nature because of our human nature which is a reflection of mother nature’s nature, which manifests as cannibal nature because nothing in nature survives without eating some other part of nature.

If humans are so damn important, how come there’s not one of them over 140 years old on the planet?  Where did the trillions go that have been on the planet.  Oh, right, mother was hungry and ate them.

In another universe, humans are sent to planets that need destroying.  Humans hire themselves out to anyone with enough money.

The only reason the human species hasn’t committed speciesicide is because nature does it for them.  Even nature can’t stand the same humans hanging around for more than eighty years at a time.

Humans like to think they’re important, way more than just being an animal species.  Because humans have a unique brain that can make shit up out of where there is no shit, They tell each other that they will never die, and that they’ll know it right after they die.

Most humans know more about their fictional after-life than their non-fiction current lives because they really like fiction more than non-fiction.

Most humans say humans are an oxymoron (my apologies to oxen ) but the truth is most humans are just morons.

Instead of writing the truth, I am going to start writing to lift human spirits as soon as they’re discovered.

The only reason nature created humans is because of cause and effect, action and reaction which is why nature can’t stop destroying planets, solar systems, and even entire galaxies.  Thank God something is brainless.